
John - now Lord - Prescott must be hard-up for a bob or two and has appeared in a TV advert for insurance -
This is, of course, with reference to the famous “I punched a punter and got away with it” episode -
What it does show is that he’s not afraid of sending himself up to make a bit of cash. It got me thinking: what roles could he play? I could only see him as Fred Flintstone. But who would play Barney? Barney Rubble?

Ah! Of course. Charles Kennedy!

I can’t think of a suitable Wilma, but I have a pretty good Betty -

Yup: give a hair make-over and Anne Widdecombe fits the bill nicely!

But is there an acting role for this famous political housewife/Crown Court Judge/barrister?
Anyone know when the open auditions for Godzilla take place?