Intro to Biog Pages
This is a potentially boring area on any website. However, I’m a really interesting guy and you’re just dying to read about me! Yes you are. Really.
Down below are links to parts of my history, which is written in the third person. Don’t panic, it’s a light hearted take on things and maybe, one day, I’ll write the full autobiography (but I’m not famous enough yet … actually, I’m not famous at all).
I suggest starting at the beginning and working through chronologically. After that you can please yourself. Maybe you could print it out and do a William Burroughs - you know, cut it all into separate paragraphs and put them back in the wrong order. Guess he really was a genius, our Billy. He probably thought of that one just after he tried to do a William Tell and shoot an apple from his son’s head - He missed and killed his wife.
Early Years to Early Teens (1957 - 71)
The Rock’n’Roll Years (1971 - 1981)